| 1 | Aunt pearl writes: "phoebe berkhalter and her husband, farley, are little people. |
| 2 | Walking into their house, with all their little furni- ture that farley makes out in his workshop, is like a bad carnival ride. |
| 3 | The little tv on the little handmade tv stand makes you feel like you"re in alice in wonderland. |
| 4 | I couldn"t sit in the little chairs they have, so phoebe served me this dish out on the front porch, where i felt less dizzy. |
| 5 | She makes a little of it for farley every friday night. |
| 6 | Here is the recipe in phoebe"s own words." kill one chicken and rip out its breast. |
| 7 | Beat one egg lightly with a glop of milk. |
| 8 | Add salt and pepper to mixture, and set aside. |
| 9 | Wash off them breasts, throw "em in a sack with flour, and i throw in four handfuls of crushed-up cornflakes. |
| 10 | (that"s probably one handful for big people). |
| 11 | Shake "em up good in the sack, but close it first. |
| 12 | Heat ?inch of olive oil in a medium skillet over a medium flame until a water drop thrown in sizzles right off. |
| 13 | Take them breasts out of the sack, dip "em in the egg mixture, and drop "em in the skillet. |
| 14 | Brown both sides. |
| 15 | Remove breasts from skillet, pour off the oil, wipe out the pan, turn burner down real low, add about 3 tablespoons of margarine to skillet, and put breasts back in. pour some cheap white wine over them breasts; season with lots of oregano and sweet basil. |
| 16 | Put a lid on the skillet, then leave it simmering for 15 minutes or so while you read the funny papers. |
| 17 | Spoon in cream of mushroom soup on top of them breasts, add some more oregano and basil, and replace the lid. |
| 18 | Continue simmering for another 20 minutes. |
| 19 | Eat them breasts with the mushroom goop in the pan spread over them |
