| 1 | "the oreo is as basic to the fabric of american culture as coca-cola, the marlboro man, a chevy impala, or speeding tickets. |
| 2 | They"re the standard bill o" fare at boy scout eagle ceremonies, red cross blood drives and virtually every hurricane relief center. |
| 3 | "but while there is great disucssion amoung real men over the virtues of double-stuffed oreos versus the purist"s standard cookie, there"s one thing everyone agrees on: the only way to eat this fabled delicacy is to split it in half and eat the center first. |
| 4 | "(the psychological reasons for this are many and varied; some liken it to the opening of the wild west, others, to the aphrodisiac quality of oysters. |
| 5 | For more information on the subject, we refer you to the exhaustive research paper, "the psycholinguistic and socioeconomic implications of oreo opening on twentieth-century mandkind" by drs. |
| 6 | Asher and schofield, our mother of perpetual motion university, 195This document may still be classified. |
| 7 | If so, we recommend suing under the freedom of information act. |
| 8 | "with this energy-saving recipe, you"ll be able to eliminate the tedious, labor-intensive process of breaking open the oreos and just get down to eating the centers. |
| 9 | "if all of this seems confusing, just remember one thing: the french people open bottles of wine; real men open oreos." oreo centers in a large bowl, beat all ingredients together until mixture is firm and fluffy. |
| 10 | Yield: 1-?cups |
